Yes, and my MIL doesn’t realize that putting things in her own name doesn’t change that. Personally I’d love to hear a lawyer tell her that, but for 40 years they haven’t divorced because they’re “religious” (but more so because they want to keep up appearances in their community). 

My MIL continues to be a reprehensible human. Thanks to those who advised us to speak with a social worker last week re: my FIL’s situation (she had been ignoring him while he was ill, putting assets in her own name, etc.). Unfortunately, we found out that he had tested positive for COVID and earlier this week he had…

I have two grown ass men living in my house (one of them disabled, but still he can load a dishwasher). Neither can accomplish anything other than leaving dirty dishes BESIDE the sink. In the spot which is DIRECTLY ABOVE the DISHWASHER.

How is it possible to have this many dishes? HOW? I swear 75% of my quarantine has been me washing dishes. I’ve tried to institute a lot of reuse of the same dishes, but oh my god, all I do is clean dishes.

Pin fails always make me laugh, this one in particular.

Not Easter themed but still makes me laugh

Humor thread!

Really all you need is isopropyl alcohol and a small spray bottle. Everyone thinks of Purell so they want to add extra ingredients. The issue is that there is no rubbing alcohol to be found. Amazon will advertise it but when one orders, one is given a date of a couple of months hence -- when they hope to be restocked.…

If you like grubby Chris Pine (and what sane woman doesn’t), I also recommend a movie called Bottle Shock, which has the added benefit of Alan Rickman as well.

I don’t fully understand how a black and white photo of a cake, still in the baking pan, is so goddamned appetizing but I want it really bad too.

I want that pound cake so. bad.
#deepthoughts
#oohthatsoundsdirty

I ordered 8 handles of hard liquor online. Y’all do whatever the fuck ya want.

There is likely an alternate universe, and in this universe there is a galaxy like our own Milky Way galaxy, and a solar system just like ours with a planet just like earth, but the only one living organism on this earth like planet and that organism is Bea Arthur. It is difficult to say how a pandemic like Sars-Cov-2…

It was opposite for me, but I also have absent parent issues, so I cried like the baby I am underneath all the sarcasm and hardened exterior.

I was reading somewhere that Walmart is going to start that floor arrow shit today. Is it bad that I miss the days where I could do my shopping at 0dark:30 on the way home from work?

Seconding check with the Dr.'s office, here they have you check in then wait in your car until they text you to come in for your appointment.

TL: Don’t read I’m whinging

Could you call your doctor’s office and see how they are handling things like this? They might be spacing out appointments to minimise the number of people in the waiting room. If you think you might be risking permanent damage, you might not want to wait.

I am in the greys, but here goes...

Things went sort of off the rails at the end of the week. Someone who has just proved impossible to work with for everyone dropped the ball. Her supervisor retires at the end of the month so maybe her new one will be willing to deal with her behavior issues? Meanwhile we’re all in clean up mode. Thus, work is still…