OG Gawker in the hizzay:

Yes, Matt was apparently well endowed. 

I live about 20 miles from Dannemora. That whole summer was wild! We live in the middle of nowhere and ended up spending our nights in town after the first (very scary) night. They broke into our nearest neighbor’s camp and we just decided we weren’t going to take any chances.

Wasn’t this the same situation where one of the two men she helped escape was described as having a big penis in an official police report? I even think some media stories tried to play that into her being “dictamized” and thus the reason for her actions (eye roll)....

wow, that was 5 years ago?!

Same! My background is in English lit and media studies, so I’ve never met a passage or a production I haven’t thought deeply about and analyzed (English, yes. But never you mind about my typos. I’m too lazy online to proofread). So it was hard for me the way my brain has been wired to attend church services with…

from my understanding, Lavery wouldnt understand the “alternative treatment” (which is sending a pedophile on overnight trips with kids.....) because they and their partner are trans..... I wouldnt be surprised if Ortberg just discounts everything Lavery says “because trans”

If you’re the “spare” element of the commonly understood “heir and spare” approach to breeding, then what’s the point in hanging around when the spare isn’t needed anymore?

Why.

I find youth pastors to be extra manipulative pieces of shit.

Is there such a thing as a megachurch pastor who isn't a piece of shit? Serious question. I've met plenty of nice clergy but they've all been of, you know, regular size churches.

Ah yes, the old “I’m sorry I got caught doing something wrong” non-apology.

dear lort, there are levels upon levels of fuckery here

We need a new season of The Wire about this. 

Haha! Well... surprisingly, no! I live in the south, so apparently there are idiots in MULTIPLE places who are worshiping Jesus on Sunday mornings while inside houses of the Devil’s name! Aghhhh! I’m sad now because I would love to have you for a neighbor, PatFanda. Dammit!

How did the Nigerian princes let this one slip through their hands?

Bahaha! They DID name their company after satan, so it makes total sense! Sorry to being back a terrible taste memory, though. That reminds me that some dumb Baptists near where I live established the “Morningstar Baptist Church.” It makes me laugh every time I drive by because I’m pretty sure they don’t understand…

It’s interesting you say that because I remember some soy/plant based “meat” years ago that always left a terrible aftertaste and gave me awful heartburn that would last for hours. My ex husband could eat it with no problems, though. I think it was made by Morningstar Farms (and possibly something similar made by…

Perhaps ironically, Taco Bell is favored among the meatless crowd because a lot of their options are vegan and they’re fine with substitutions. I’ve never had a gastro issue, but I opt for the mild stuff like beans, rice, and veggies. Unfortunately, you’re never safe from the sodium content.

There’s potentially a problem when Taco Bell feels like comforting food to your stomach. I’m not judging, but it’s just a really funny observation that made me laugh.