What? No Luge lessons, meat helmets or summers in Rangoon?
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“They are specific and detailed” except when it comes to quoting a pay range. People like this are cheap even though they’re rich - she’s probably expecting someone to leap at the chance of fulfilling all these duties for something in the $70K range which is very very sub-par for what she’s expecting and where she…
The prospective employer is outsourcing loving their own kids!
Based on this job posting, you know the CEO wife is a fucking nightmare to work for, whether at the office or at home.
That is the part that is really nuts, because you are required to meet with the au Pair once a week, and the cook, maid, and assorted gardeners once a month.
She mentions fish math MORE THAN ONCE.
I have to question the ability of this person to be a CEO if they can’t figure out how to properly staff their own lives.
The job posting also asks that the [applicant] also be able to have “room in their heart to love the kids and the mom; has a high capacity to be loved deeply by them.” The very next bullet point asks that the applicant also have “appropriate boundaries.”
“Preferred but not required”
As well as fucking up their apostrophes.
“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered.
The future is now, plebs. Enjoy.
Any word on if her ankles were bare? Woulda got the death penalty.
Je telephone a la police
“The children’s mother reported Buchanan to child welfare officials, and she was then charged with three class A misdemeanors, which come with the possibility of jail time.”
Gawd, I forgot about Penn State. The Sandusky thing exposed a horrific underbelly that I had never seen before. I still want to punch a few of those dudes I saw in the documentary right in the fucking face.
No apologies necessary. Like I said, I live in Nebraska, so I get it.
I agree except for the Packers thing. I live in a state with no team of their own and we are force fed team alliances (KC, Minn, GB, Denver). In my experience, the GB people are the worst (followed closely by KC people, which makes this a difficult decision).
Team Meteor, every time.