We were having a friend over for dinner and I SLAVED over a coq au vin. I had my husband, friend, and squealing baby in a high chair all gathered around the table when I set the pan of rich chicken, gravy, and vegetables down on the table. The Pyrex exploded into a hundred tiny shards of glass. Logically, I’m sure it…

Not quite food, but I deem this close enough. I was intrigued by the idea of liquor infusions well before I got into bartending. Unfortunately, I didn’t really have perspective on time or flavor profile yet. I tried to make a green tea and clove infused gin at one point, and let the whole thing sit in the back of my…

My then-boyfriend requested a strawberry-rhubarb pie, which I had never made before. I went on and on about how pie was my specialty (it was) and I make fabulous homemade pie crust (still do) buuuuut, I didn’t know you needed to cook down the fruit so they wouldn’t be soggy. My pie was a soggy, soupy disaster of a…

Damn you, that made me go up there and look.

Snatched, his waist and more importantly; his soul.

This only reinforces my belief that he has no genitals. Under his trousers, his groin is as smooth and formless as a Ken doll.

Anyone else immediately assume that the photographer and/or tailor took secret pleasure in making him look as terrible as possible? These patriots deserve credit.

Yea, Trump and his entire family of larvae couldn’t spot a good bespoke to save their goddamn lives. Daddy Trump thinks he knows tailoring and looks like a bag of meat stuff in a trashbag. Trump Jr has a pear shape thing he tries to hide terribly with a chest cut that shows you the tailor loathes him. Eric is one step…

Photoshop is not only for women.

Maybe the tight tailoring is keeping his human skin suit on? That is not a way in which human beings stand. 

It’s really bad tailoring. It looks like an off-the rack suit an entry level 25 year old salesman would buy from Kohl’s or JC Penny. A rich 40 year old with a real tailor would never have his jacket snatched in so small in the waist that there’s no drape, which also exposes the passe hip-hugger low rise trousers (very…

Bloodless wraiths are known to be naturally thin.

It looks like he’s do that instagram pose to accentuate his thigh gap. LOL

So I went through menopause suuuuuuper early due to chemotherapy treatment; my doctor prescribed testosterone (along with Estridol) and jeebus crust it was a life saver. It definitely helped jump start my sex drive; and it helps with keeping my energy level high, and it does help with building muscle which burns fat.…

premature menopause (before age 40) or early menopause (between the ages of 40 and 45) carries with it increased risks of mortality, osteoporosis, and cardiovascular diseases, as well as other neurological and psychiatric diseases.

I LOVE menopause. Going through it nearly drove me and everyone else close to me batshit, but once it was over..so great! No mood swings any more! No cramps! The old cooter need a bit more tending, but Ive never been happier or more stable.

I’m sure the logic has gotten screwed up somewhere. By this reasoning I should be having my period at seventy.

I’m interested in if they found any difference between women whose frequency of sexual activity decreased over time until they reached the low catagory, vs women who’s levels were always low to begin with? Did that effect the onset of menopause at all?

Use it or lose it, huh? By that logic, I should have hit menopause 10 years ago. I laugh at the people who whine about dry spells in terms of weeks or months. Get back to me when you have to try to remember who was president when you last had sex.