God that sounds nice. My county just sends you a postcard with the time and address and a list of repercussions if you don't show. Lol.

I tried theirs too (tho they are Hardee’s where I live) and I got the worst heartburn. Like, my insides begged for the mercy of Taco Bell.

-a veggie burger that soaks up the meat juices of other people’s ordering sins actually sounds like the best of both worlds-

Oh man. I got out of jury duty because I asked about the availability of a lactation room. The judge released me before the doctors! 

Yeah, I’m having to cobble my degree together via an interdisciplinary approach so I am utterly, utterly alone. Art and Psychology are not odd bedfellows, but this school has a lot of weird ideas about what I need to graduate. So I’m stuck taking another semester of French and randomly business writing (but not…

This semester has been such a let down. I transferred universities over the summer for a pile of reasons and last semester I felt very good about my choice. I met a bunch of other students who didn’t mind that I’m almost 40 and curse like a sailor when I have to use either stairs or an elevator. This semester is…

Not necessarily. Tho gaping is really unsettling.

Very specific porns, and full length porns. Deeply horrifying porns, too probably but I try not to ask.

This should be no surprise to anyone. Female mortality after natural disasters is significantly higher (even accounting for disparities in physical stamina 🙄) for exactly the same reasons as mentioned here. Rapes, physical violence, access to fewer resources, trafficking... and scientists have been tracking this data…

This is my favorite solution, tho I feel like trash for laughing.

Exactly.

Throw the baby out with the bathwater, like we (cisgendered ww) have done every time.

We're real loud. 🤷‍♀️ Sorry.

I LOATHE that I’m defending Hill, but it would appear that he only plead guilty because he ran out of money for a decent lawyer and his public defender talked him into it. When she was recording them he referenced the event and she didn't deny his allegation that she lied.

I’m not a football fan anymore; it’s impossible to watch anymore and not think of the incredible toll this organization has had on the thousands of families whose players’ bodies and minds were destroyed, or who went on to actively harm their loved ones, nor is it possible to ignore the very real impact that the…

Here to cosign that solar flare. I’ll be 38 this year and am Officially Menopausal (according to my midwife) and I feel like a freaking teenager.

Not skeptical, she's doin' a heckin' j u d g e.

Yes, but more black light candles and less body jewelry.

I bought them at a local shop. At the time it was called Priscilla’s and it sold CDs, band shirts, smoking paraphernalia and random sex stuff. They later changed their name to Cirilla’s and exclusively sells sex stuff, but waaaaay less shoes now. Like, none.

I don’t recommend wearing them when you need to go down the stairs... I’m only a little afraid of heights but they fucked me up. I was crawling on hands and knees going down the stairs, dragging a basket of dirty laundry behind me when my granFanda found me crying cuz of how close to death I’d gotten. 🙄 stone sober…