That is actually done!

He’s mad he wasnt able to get in on GME or Dogecoin

Username checks out.

THIS IS ACTUAL JALOPNIK STUFF WE WANT TO READ ABOUT. 

I was actually kind of surprised he made it that far into it before making his normal, dumbass comments...

Become?

And here we have it. Jalopnik has now become The Slot (with cars). 

I wasn’t online to read the article, but you would have gotten me 100%. That said, your comment is biting and wonderful. The “enthusiast” sector of automobiles has always been one of a niche. That said, it feels like we are home theater enthusiasts in a soundbar marketplace.

Ohhhhh that makes much more sense now haha. Used to enough bad takes in the comments I missed the satire and just thought you were a bit thick

And Ford is still gonna sell a metric fuckton. 

Just wanted to let you know that at least one person on here (me) picked up on the fact your comment was sarcasm/satire of the way this site takes articles about cool cars like the black wing and the ram TRX and spends half the article talking about how electric cars are the future 

Ok, you got me.

Can’t wait to own one of these gently used in about 7 to 10 years. 

Let people enjoy cars before the end, Raph. You’ll get your quiet, luxurious uniformity soon enough.

Or ... let’s not! I love that this car exists and is coming! If I can possibly part with my green 2019 GTI and afford it - this will be the replacement. Why not? We’re going to be dead a lot longer than we’re alive ...

how dare you.

Sometimes its not about what you need. Sometimes it’s all about what you want. And the CT5 V Blackwing in manual....I want!

At least those answers make sense, unlike watching House Hunters.

Buzz Killington over here.