patbateman
PatBateman
patbateman

Reliable transportation that does everything I need for 200K+ miles and doesn’t need to be babied like my Lotus was = the horror!

Sir, I’ll have you know that money pit has a W12. I’ll chalk it up as a typo and your comment is still 100% valid.

If you’re asking me to cry for the speculators who are now paying for the privilege of taking May oil futures contracts off their hands before those contracts strike at close of trading today, it ain’t gonna happen.

Oil is an internationally traded commodity with a robust marketplace. Each side makes a bet on the future price. Not everyone wins.

There’s basic costs to transporting oil to a refinery, operating the refinery, transporting gas to the gas station, and operating a gas station. That exists regardless of the price of oil. And those exist in 2020 dollars. 

Needs to be gone? Personal responsibility? Constitutional Rights? Need to be gone? Your generation is truly misinformed and scary. You can vote your way into losing your freedom and rights, and you can do it by rolling over like a good sheep when told to. But if you ever change your mind about it, you will have to

Ah, yet another political article telling other people how bad they are and assuming their intelligence because they disagree with you.

Now playing

If I hadn’t wanted to make one last dig at Univision’s crappy ownership on my way out the door, this would’ve been my last Traffic Jam. Remember when that was what we called “a fucking mess?” How innocent we were!

The only response to this, really.

“I’d never buy a Cadillac, because they still have that old man reputation”

Actually, you’re totally right; it is OK for you to use the N word as much as you want. Go right ahead and say it to everybody! 

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...

In Colorado the answer is a Jeep.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

Hyundai’s been making geed’s for a long time now.

There’s one other part of the equation.