The only thing I’m Pista bout is that I can’t afford one.

people buying a Tahoe (or other full size SUV) are doing so because they can’t get over the sheer ugliness of a minivan’s exterior to like its logistical advantages

I get your point, but a Tahoe is not hideous. This thing is hideous.

Those wheels violate the Geneva Conventions.

One (1) driver + two (2) front seat passengers + three (3) rear seat passengers + one (1) dead hooker in the trunk.

Agreed. Trust me with that much power you are glad to have both hands on the wheel as much as possible.

Aw, drag.

But did Jen and Justin “consciously uncouple?” Because I hear that’s how you do it in Hollywood.

“I’ve driven an 8-speed auto and a 7-speed DCT and it was honestly a pain in the ass flipping the paddles so many times.”

Friend of mine was set on getting manual Hellcat when someone from Dodge actually called him, and just laid out all the reasons why the auto was better. He decided to take the advice and loves it.

Nice try, officer

Debateable. It’s not a hard skill to learn and the raw materials are easy to acquire and impossible to regulate.

you holding? I got american $$!

Coasting to a stop. The outdrives aren’t meant to be thrown into reverse while moving at any substantial speed. They stop suprisingly quick from 100+mph

Reloading is a thing and people are able to cast their own bullets.

The problem with your argument is that you can’t reuse a Quaalude. Once you use it, you have to go buy another one. Eventually you run out of Quaaludes to buy. You can reuse a gun.... a lot. So you only need to buy one and it works practically forever. 

No. No no.

“It is indisputably sexual harassment. That’s a crime,”

how do you know he hadn’t done that privately with the person in question

You’re such a brave hero for pointing out that nothing happened to a man who was never charged with a crime and settled a lawsuit.