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I was at the goddamned gas station which now insists on showing me ads at the pump without any sort of discount for doing so, and their tech update was no joke a cheery “Facebook soon to start ads on Oculus, so look forward to that!” and I died from the blast radius of the recursive irony.

I mean I fell in love with a Golf RPG, a 2D platformer should work too. Man I hope Sports Story has something new to show at E3

I remember my dad always wanting/having those “impossible golf course” calendars where someone would photoedit in some golf green/bunker/whatever on top of a skyscraper or on the rim of a volcano or what have you.

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The one that creeped me out the most as a kid was Ninja Gaiden Arcade’s continue screen. I was a kid!

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Getting flashbacks to the both awesome and traumatic Final Fight continue screens. 

Lena Raine’s Celeste OST is becoming my most listened to album on Spotify, its just so good. It’s hard to find a more relaxing and chill album to throw on during my work day.

You can get instructions online to turn that Liebherr into Johnny 5 from Short Circuit, so you know.... Get on it.

You can get instructions online to turn that Liebherr into Johnny 5 from Short Circuit, so you know.... Get on it.

My 2017 LEGO phase included acquiring the massive Technic bucket wheel excavator. She’s a beauty, I think my only issue is how the motor is by no means strong enough to handle all of the gearing involved in combination with a slip gear that will more likely slip than push all of the inner workings. I’ve gone around to

My 2017 LEGO phase included acquiring the massive Technic bucket wheel excavator. She’s a beauty, I think my only

The fact that you can be arrested for resisting arrest is something that’s straight out of Orwell, or maybe Kafka.


I’d love a multiple game suspend option like on the new Xboxes, even if it’s just for two games at a time

I’ve no idea where my kickstand is. It falls off every time I pick up the portable gaming device, and is occasionally discovered when cleaning couches or moving furniture. It’s currently MIA, and I really wish I knew where it was.

Anyone that knows that Milwaukee is the only major city to elect 3 socialist mayors can’t be bad!

I was working at Pizza Hut at around that time and can say with some assurance, that the quality started to decline shortly after Pepsico bought Pizza Hut. Specifically, they had great success with a promotion where you could get any pizza with unlimited toppings for $10. Volume increased substantially while, I

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Weirdly, some of the images I put in the first post are missing. Not sure if they uploaded funny, or what, but...

I feel like his comics get overlooked a lot, which is an utter shame. Brilliant stuff, sadly still just as relevant as they ever were, up to half a century later.

so are these exclusive to the quest 2 or will they be compatible with the original quest? would be incredibly disappointed if the hardware goes inert after just a year...

Explains how pissed the centaurs are.