Looks great... then I heard the acting.

I probably say this in every Allen Moore movie article, but the reason why Allen Moore film adaptations never work is that movies are basically plot-delivery devices, and plot is the aspect of a work that Moore cares least about. The plot is just the Christmas tree that he gets to hang all the stuff he actually cares…

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Quick: Try to imagine how the ’80s-movie version of Watchmen might’ve looked. It’s beyond comprehension.

And I think Moore is sympathetic to the heroic impulse even in Watchmen — Dreiberg is a schlub but he and Rorschach are shown to be a pretty good team back in the 70s (their yin and yang complementing each other). And Nite Owl and Sally Jupiter’s rescue of people in the burning building is straight-up heroism that…

I’ll have you know I was very disappointed that this was not an actual video of the robot running over a child.  Your post is very misleading.

You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

I assumed the beginning of the video was showing the guy parking...but after watching that woman try to park I think most egregious aspect of the whole thing is that she has the audacity to question someone else’s driving.

Fakeception!

This wasn’t bothering him in public life, this was bothering him at his house.

This. I was never expecting a big wave mid-way through Trump’s presidency. I have hope for 2 years from now.

Saw him give a talk at hist Alma mater Northwestern like 3 years ago. He said ‘fans’ are stupid to think he isn’t constantly working on the book and that it’s incredibly difficult to write a story with 1000s of characters and make sure everything he puts to paper canonically matches up and it’s unrealistic to set a…

::Follows Rhyader’s advice::

I would never have thought about creating this one.

Barring some accident...

Why no Magikarp?

i am a meat popsicle

Huh, I didn’t have to modify anything to invert the legs on my 6-series 55". I even had wiggle room to spare, as shown when I unboxed it.

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.