Looks great... then I heard the acting.

I probably say this in every Allen Moore movie article, but the reason why Allen Moore film adaptations never work is that movies are basically plot-delivery devices, and plot is the aspect of a work that Moore cares least about. The plot is just the Christmas tree that he gets to hang all the stuff he actually cares…

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Quick: Try to imagine how the ’80s-movie version of Watchmen might’ve looked. It’s beyond comprehension.

And I think Moore is sympathetic to the heroic impulse even in Watchmen — Dreiberg is a schlub but he and Rorschach are shown to be a pretty good team back in the 70s (their yin and yang complementing each other). And Nite Owl and Sally Jupiter’s rescue of people in the burning building is straight-up heroism that…

I’ll have you know I was very disappointed that this was not an actual video of the robot running over a child.  Your post is very misleading.

You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

I assumed the beginning of the video was showing the guy parking...but after watching that woman try to park I think most egregious aspect of the whole thing is that she has the audacity to question someone else’s driving.

This wasn’t bothering him in public life, this was bothering him at his house.

This. I was never expecting a big wave mid-way through Trump’s presidency. I have hope for 2 years from now.

::Follows Rhyader’s advice::

I would never have thought about creating this one.

Why no Magikarp?

i am a meat popsicle

Agreed. The Micky D’s cup really brings the whole thing together.

The Fifth Element cop costume is perfect.

*write

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.