On a related note, the silent words in Lost in Translation were “No one is ever going to believe you”.

Although Dwight will forever be my favorite character on the show, Pam and Michael had some of my favorite sweeter and cringier moments.

its not meaningless....

Do you think the next part will have a confidence building karate montage for The Hulk?

Peter Dinklage as the biggest dwarf made my day. Thanos was just, wow. Color-drained Vision in the next movie would be cool. The Iron Spider costume was great. I have no real conversation starter for this. I just needed to geek out a bit.

But will I be able to shake the awning until it almost falls down?

From New England, where we’ve been drinking New England-style IPA for at least 25 years at this point. It’s still awful.

I can’t wait for Deadspin’s upcoming article “So You Want To Attach US Assets Of An Irish National For Your Civil Suit”

Say what you want about learning a discipline, the guy’s still a street fighter at heart.

Dogs got me too...so much that after another 30 minutes I decided I wasn’t cut out for survival horror. I tried Dead Space years later, NOPE. I got scared a few times in Bioshock as well, but was able to finish. I’m probably due to give the horror genre another go.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

“The Flash is supposed to be sleek and fast. Let’s make his costume look like melted bowling balls held together with piano wire.”

Every time I see a Justice League story my first reaction is “when is this movie coming out?” and then I realize it already did. Weird.

I remember once being pulled over after an 8 hour drive to my grandmother’s at night by an officer for an expired tag on Christmas Eve. Apparently there was an issue with the title of my car, so my information didn’t match what his system told him. He made the assumption I had stolen the vehicle or was lying to him…

I haven’t watched the video and I can’t watch it, I feel ill just thinking about it. They hunted him down like he was an animal, without so much as even an afterthought. It made me think of every time I had police unexpectedly appear out of nowhere and just how nervous and afraid I was. The last time was while I was…

That is awesome! This is my favorite. Actually, to his credit, Stevens doesn’t quite break - he obviously doesn’t want to offend the interviewer by making her realize she’s said something dirty - but watching him try NOT to break is absolutely hilarious. I couldn’t have done it, myself!

Nights of Destruction are awesome. It is a bunch of insanity in one place. The local track I have been to has a jet car they put on the track and do flame shows as well. One time I was standing by the fence in turn 2, looking straight down the nozzle of the jet car on the back stretch. From 100+ yards away I got…

The true pinnacles of ludicrous short track racing are as follows: