The joke is that they are stupid and therefore spell it was a “k” instead of a “c” because they're stupid and don't know that the college they attend starts with a "c" because they are stupid. 

You, sir, have all the academic bona fides to get into first-year psychology at Carleton U.

who said anything about an “obligation.”? Smart has no “obligation” to share his methods with any other coach, either. But he’s not a sanctimonious prick.

As a proud Carleton alum, this warms my heart—and I would move heaven and earth to see what these Ravens are actually capable of vs. Duke. Kinda shocked that Dave Smart only makes ~$100K... he’s done more to burnish Carleton’s once-pretty-miserable reputation (Carleton: where the “k” stands for “kwality”! The only…

I think the problem is weight. Manufacturers are always looking for thinner and lighter materials to improve fuel efficiency. That said, I’m not sure what material would deflect a chunk that big at freeway speeds except steel bars, 10cm thick glass, or transparent aluminum.

Look, Starbucks spelled Ashleigh's name wrong on her cup and she just can't even right now. please try and have some compassion in light of these extenuating circumstances. 

Nearby a gaggle of white girls walked out of the mall with fifteen thousand dollars worth of stolen makeup.

Kamala Khan is Pakistani, unless they changed that for the show.

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Etiquette school. ETIQUETTE SCHOOL.

Unlike most melanin-deprived North Carolinians, she had enough teeth to lie through.

I was coming here to say: only one of those three things is true.

I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I’m white

Needs a second egg patty. Thats what I want more of.

I’m starting to think that its POC that should be wearing body cameras 100% of the time, and not just the police.

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

It’s not just the stressors of racism, it’s the racist (passive/benevolent or not) fucking doctors and nurses that can’t be bothered, specifically to give a shit about Black, then poor people, that kill women and families in hospitals.

Look, cut her some slack.  She drank from the wrong grail a few seconds ago, it’s only natural that she’d be a bit testy right now.