Thought it would be “magical” to put qtips near my kids bed when they were 3 and 5. When they woke up they asked what they were...I said “must be fairy batons from their party last night”....

WHOOPS...they lost their collective shit and spent three weeks on a rotating standing watch for each other all night with a…

I always tried to follow the rules as a kid, so I never broke the rule about not interrupting adults while they’re talking. One time I anxiously waited like 10 minutes giving anxious faces to my mom so she realized I had something to say. She and her friend even complemented me on my patience. So finally I got to tell…

That's good, because British Columbia isn't a state. 

Oh god, I dealt with CIBC and went back to a Credit Union. Never again. 

Now imagine if it were reversed. He walked into the bank, took two bags of money and said they owed it to him, and he walks out. Police show up at his house, start questioning him. He refuses to provide any documentation proving the bank owes him money, but he hands over the two bags of money, and the police just say…

I read co-sign, I immediately scroll down to pass on advice I got from close family members: NEVER CO-SIGN.

As a Canadian and CIBC is my bank, I agree!

Royal Pain In The Ass Bank of Canada.

Look, this is fine. But their kids have to play for Canada. I’m willing to concede on the dairy tariffs for this one. We’ve lost enough Brett Hulls and Zach Parises.

oh good.... hope he shakes loose a blood clot

Male escorts. Paid by the taxpayer. I would bet my house.

There needs to be one message with regards to Lindsey, “What does Trump have on you?” Just over and over and over until he goes insane. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

This motherfucker is a pus filled, Santorum covered genital wart on the ass of humanity. Trash is too good a descriptor for his rancid ass. 

What Asian kitchens are you going in?  My fridge is at least half jars of condiments and sauces for basic meal prep.

More trolling under the guise of “seeking justice”

It’s good to see he’s really learned something from all this, and isn’t just making it all about himself!

#Manafucked is the hashtag du jour

Paul Manthatescalatedquickly

Legally certified to teach children after sucking off one of those children.