Keep hoping for that breast cancer relapse to happen any day now.

Many people are saying that Osaka would have beaten Williams in the 3rd set. That’s not the point.

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

Reminds me of a line from a documentary on the 90s Boston comedy scene that has stuck with me to this day: “You know what I learned today?  You can take a pigeon - ... you can just TAKE ‘em, no one gives a shit.”

Even George W. Bush sounds better in comparison to Trump. Mangled phrases and all.

Man, I miss having a president who could string together coherent thoughts and speak about them in an educated and eloquent manner. 

Relatable. On a recent walk to school, my sweet, loving 6-year-old looked up at me with wonder in her eyes and said, innocently:

Words used by many abusers. 

It’s like the villain in Men In Black. His Edgar suit is degrading rapidly

And we haven’t even gotten to that extra special bullshit about this being why there are no grocery stores in black neighborhoods. christ almighty.

And the fucking gaslighting - “look what you made me do.”

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is 11 years old. ELEVEN. YEARS. OLD. Were you in fear of your life, tough guy, from an ELEVEN YEAR OLD?! You felt the need to tase this CHILD because you suspected her of shoplifting, despite the fact that large chains like Krogers have petty theft losses like this built into…

Very few thought “he seems smart.”  Most thought, “fuck Hillary Clinton.”

HOW, SWAY

I’m not. This is just stupid, and there are many ways beyond using a potentially lethal device to wake an unresponsive person. This is at the maturity level of me poking my brother in the ear with the end of a broken Hula Hoop to wake him up...when I was 9.

I’d stuff 100 pennies in a sock and swing that square into his pasty mayo face. Then I’d pay the fine with those pennies. The ultimate insult.

It’s just about what they’re worth.  

I would gladly pay a dollar to punch a Nazi. 

I’m constantly surprised he’s not dead yet. I also hope he’s doing well, but he was already old when I was a child.  Same with Betty White.  It’s kinda scary to think that we might be “old” for as long or longer than we’ve already lived.

Bob seems like such a nice guy. The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart were both staples of my childhood. I’m glad to see he’s doing well.