Why do all these cops with their look always look like KKK members.

If Jesus ever came back these so called Christians would hang a sign round his neck that said “Libtard” and burn him alive for being a brown, socialist Jew.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”. How fucking fantastic.

“This one, I like, I keep. This one displeases me.”

The News Radio episode where he gets a cane is one of the greatest comic performances in TV. That's my first thought of him always.

...and now is the time I gleefully bring up the subject of Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick. Simply because I love that little tidbit.

No, there are a lot of vanilla and white sneakers people like you.

Those pictures. This baby may never have the relatively normal childhood and adulthood most of us have. I don’t have kids and I’ve never been hyperbolic, but it would take all of me to not yoke that kid up and whoop the mom’s ass. 

Jeez. Every corporate briefs their staff that unless they actually see someone lift the merchandise and then leave the store you do not confront or call cops. This is just pure racism and harassment, you can’t even call it jumping the gun. They saw a pregnant black woman and decided that she must be using a fake belly.

Try living in Canada. 50 dollars gets you 1 or 2 gigs. Unlimited? lol dont even think about it unless you work for the government.

“Peaked in High School.”

I mean... seriously, ten years later and these are still the highlights?  I’m not one to LOL, but I laughed my ass off at that one.

Alternate theory: because he’s creepy as fuck, wants to party like it’s 9 (AD), and calls his wife “Mother” when he’s not yet an adorable 80+ year old man (at which point it becomes much more acceptable). That’s on TOP of the generally abhorrent Republican policies, and the PARTICULARY abhorrent Administration…

Yeah, I don’t like it either, but some compromises are worth making.

....for a new CBS All Access show

Something tells me you’re not a parent. Try not sleeping for 48 hours straight, having a baby scream at you nonstop no matter what you do, and barely having a spare second to wipe your own ass. New parents can become delirious pretty quickly, and big mistakes can happen to anyone.

I spent last night watching a retrospective on Tyson’s first 20 or so knockouts on Espn Classic. It was harrowing, and I feel the same way about this clip. I know I shouldn’t enjoy it so much, but I cant stop watching.

So how many times have y’all watched that clip? I’m on six.

True, but his racist teenage antics are consistent with his racist adult antics.