“This was largely an aimless season of The Mandalorian, but I enjoyed the ride.”

Funny how a few episodes ago the Mandalorians didn’t have enough jetpack fuel to chase down a pterodactyl but now they’re able to jetpack all the way into space

They offer crushed nuts as a topper for their smoothies, and peanut butter is the second ingredient in the list of the peanut power smoothie. That is literally the thing that gives it its peanut flavor. Without that it is just banana and soy milk. If you saw peanut smoothie, no nuts, what would you automatically think?

The smoothie he ordered is literally called a “Peanut Power smoothie.”

Let’s absolutely laugh off this idiot who almost killed his kid by order him a “Peanut Power Plus” smoothie and not telling the people making it that the person who would drink it had a severe peanut allergy. 

I’m really tired of these “non-racist” racists...

Fuck this dude and fuck anyone trying to defend him. If you or a loved one has a severe allergy to some type of food, don’t order food outside of your home. Yeah, you heard me. These are high school kids, not doctors or nurses. Same goes for restaurants. Things get cross contaminated all the time. So his son is so…

If the allergy is that severe, why the hell aren’t you ordering, like, a strawberry smoothie?  He picked the absolute riskiest item on the entire menu.  What even is a peanut smoothie with no peanuts?

So to get this straight, he had asked for a “peanut power plus” smoothie without nuts, for a child with a severe life threatening peanut allergy?  First off, call Child Protective Services because this doofus is a danger to his kid.  Second, can he be that stupid to not understand what a ‘peanut power plus’ smoothie…

I have seen them called both names and “Chad” may be more popular but I like the alliteration of “Keith and Karen”.

I think my favorite part is him out cold on the floor with his foot/legs twitching involuntarily.

Yup, whites get most of the flak for stuff like this, but there’s no racism like Asian racism.  They hate you if you’re white, black... hell, even if you’re the “wrong” Asian.

Hey Bill, did that homeless shelter ever call you back to come pick up your tacky ass Big Lots furniture yet? 

Even in her own account, asking other people in the lobby to empty their pockets is over the line. Not understanding that, especially after it turns out nobody stole your phone is batshit.

Remember, she even accused him of putting it in a different case! We gotta stop our yungun’s from walking around w/ phone cases that match the exact same make and model of the phones they gonna steal on Saturday mornings!

They don’t like sex with the men who complain about WAP, which is probably a big part of the complaining men’s problem. No Ps are WA around Ben Shapiro.

I grew up on 2 Live Crew and Uncle Luke. This shit is almost tame by comparison. Especially since the official video on Youtube is a radio edit. What the fuck is wrong with people? 

Chet and Colin are from very different ends of the gene pool. 

Tom Hanks wanting to be come the best man he could; placed all his worst qualities into Chet via an amalgamation of science and supernatural ritual. Chet is now the harbinger of Hank; a malign spiritual energy hellbent on escaping its flesh prison and dominating the world.

That boy ain’t right, I’ll tell you what.