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Holy shit, if a cashier tried that with my daughter I would be so pissed. I’m impressed with the little girl and her parents, but I don’t think I would have been able to let it play out like that.

I’m alright with each of the new pieces on their own, but I’m pretty disappointed to be gaining a duck AND a penguin.

Same. My long standing relationship with Modcloth is officially over.

such a good burn.

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

I went to a few Catholic schools and in some we went to church once a week and had religious classes. It was never as Jesusy as this.

You know DAMN WELL this isn’t about some damn children.

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

I place the little cut-out from a bottle opener under the edge of the lid. Then I pry it up gently and slowly just until the vacuum seal breaks.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

The last episode was best. It was less rehearsed, more ‘real’ between the three of them. I hope to God they don’t bring back the American racing driver schtick. That was fucking painful and sad all the way to the end. The celebrity brain crash thing was super stupid too.

Overall, it felt like they had more money than

Psst, you would take a peek, not a peak.

If a clothing company released a “James May” collection I’d honestly feel obligated to buy a couple of shirts when I’m about to do some particularly pedantic or boring technical task.

I know, right. Man, that dude’s a trip.

The fuck is wrong with this kid?

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.

It me. I’m just trying to spread a little joy in our shitty reality. 

I have a vast collection of Sebastian Stan gifs for all occasions.