Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Ahhhh I can’t handle how good he is with kids. It’s too much.

As it should be! I need Dems to get on it!
Be just as spiteful, childish, ridiculous as the rethuglicans were for 8 years...

Don’t be silly.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

Dashcams are important.* If you can get one that can link to a cellphone for upload to the cloud, even better.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

You’ve never had vigorous drunken sex have you?

I was wondering if anyone else found anal easier than vaginal. I could get it in my vagina, but it hurt a lot (still does, am seeing yet another specialist next week). Anal, for some reason, did not hurt. I didn’t like it though, and said “never again”. It was just too weird for me.

Exactly what happened to me, definitely both drunk at the time. I don’t understand these people who can’t understand this. Drunk sex is stupid.

What book is this?!?! I must get it so I can read two pages then burn it out of fear/disgust!

I love how Connie Stevens brought the house next door to Debbie’s.

What about all the real cars the Chinese rip off?

and for Pete’s sake, somebody kill that moron new “team racing driver”. I want to harm myself whenever I have to endure him being shown and am actually really harming myself whenever he opens his redneck mouth...

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.