All we know is it’ll be interesting to find out.

Some say, it’s both.

I wish these old men would just die off already. FFS they all look like Senator Palpatine’s last dying breath before the dark side takes over.

Avocado suicide my friend. They rather be dead than go into your stomach.

Avocados are like bananas: some are to eat now, some are to eat later.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

The common thread is racism and an employee who didn’t want to encounter a lone black man at night. They probably don’t think black people buy cheese.

Dear Top Gear Grand Tour. Please bury the hatchet and bring back Ben Collins.

This week

Jean Chrétien was by no means a favourite of mine but he was fucking savage to GW Bush during his presidency. Trudeau needs to take a page from that book.

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

If James May is his Veep, we’d all win.

He’d probably be a better candidate, but that’s not saying much.

This is why we can’t have nice Stigs

OK! New Rule! I don’t want to ever see Riker’s “Oh” face again!

The music over the animated end credits of Winter Soldier is probably my favorite piece of music in the MCU.

I think the first two Captain America movies had good music. I can hum the “Star-spangled Man with the Plan” in my sleep, while Winter Soldier’s “Take a Stand” music is something that got stuck in my head and I can hum along with.

That's what they want you to think! I saw Stevie Wonder in a car once in LA. He was in the passenger side, but probably steering with his left hand. This was right after a girl told me in the Las Vegas airport that she had once carried Stevie Wonder's bags in said airport. Don't you get it? He's a gold bricker! He…

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