I mixed flat MGD with a mango/strawberry/pineapple/applejuice smoothie. This was last month. 

I knew the cop was going to look like a fat white thumb

Fuck that pale petty racist bald turd.

YES I JUST SAID THIS. Hideous.

Ugh, it’s veering right into Canyonero territory. Fugly thing.

He looks like he could be a hillbilly character that would be on Parks and Rec

Apparently, there’s a timeline where Onion gets taken to space instead of Lars—or there’s even more drama hiding in Onion and Lars’ parentage.

I was digging through old pictures and found ones of myself when I was in university, and damn I wish online sugar daddies were around then.

Yeah boiled okra is eeeevil. So nasty.

I swear water chestnuts are just the evil spawn of a potato and styrofoam. I’m not a fan of bloody marys either but they don’t get violently flicked out of my stir fry onto the table.

Noooooooooooooooo :((( Night Court was my favourite show growing up, the entire show made me laugh so damn hard, the episodes with Brent Spiner had me on the floor. I had such a crush on Harry too. RIP, too soon.

Mte he’s got a child’s face and mannerisms, racism sure does impair their eyesight.

This kid deserves all the good things. Donated.

Hmm, that dry blotchy pimpled face sure does look like someone with superior genes.

It’s Mississauga not Mississaugua, and CityNews Toronto not Toronto City News.

This at least looks hydrated.

The fuck is wrong with y’all

Bruno is a singing Filipino, of course he sings R&B.

Patrick STILL has a great body, almost 80 and he doesn’t work out. Genetics, man.

I don’t like the new New Beetle anyway, but my 06 NB is my pride and joy. It’s little diesel guts are robust. I plan on keeping it forever, alive or dead. If VW continued making the Beetle with the look and colors from the Turbonium era, I would just keep trading in for a new model until the end of time.