I’ve been aware and scared of this since I was a kid, the first time I noticed it, it was Bart’s face. Imma go cry now.

They should have just gone with Mario and Yoshi

Yep. When my brother was about 18, he was driving me and a friend to the mall, and at an intersection with a yield sign he went barrelling through while my friend and I screamed “YIELD YOU IDIOT!” and he looks at us and says, “what does yield mean?”

The marinade is literally the exact same as what I brush on asian eggplants sliced in half, and then broil and top with green onion ribbons. Delish.

This is the least attractive Paul Rudd has ever been. And he’s attractive in literally everything.

Blood oranges taste of insurgents and civil unrest. I prefer conflict free citrus.

I had a ‘76 Monte Carlo in Maroon, given to me by my dad when he got a new Cutlass Supreme...in 1983. I was 7. I never got to drive it because he convinced me to let him sell it a few years later in exchange for giving me the Cutlass which I did get to drive for a bit during high school before my mother literally gave…

I had a ‘76 Monte Carlo in Maroon, given to me by my dad when he got a new Cutlass Supreme...in 1983. I was 7. I never got to drive it because he convinced me to let him sell it a few years later in exchange for giving me the Cutlass which I did get to drive for a bit during high school before my mother literally gave…

Why not celebrate the holiday with the Doctor?

I always tip at least 15% if not more because I remember the hell that is foodservice. I have a couple of friends who are terrible tippers, they are great in pretty much every aspect except for this. We went to a nice place for dinner with their toddler and as we watched various diners with kids tossing bread and…

I used to live life as a person and recently I’m living black first, human second.

There isn’t a day I don’t say FUCK YOU APPLE. Ever since Steve kicked the bucket, their products have gotten more and more frustratingly unusable. 

OMG the NYT has a writer who survived being frozen for 25 years?!

Walked around San Diego Zoo with a margarita that I bought from a kiosk. It made talking to the red pandas fun as hell.

So I guess this explains why I sucked at Street Fighter but could beat Vega using my button mashing.

Look at those buttons. Cap AND Bucky took a dump.

Why is Rachel Riley on a mobility scooter?! Also she’s a math genius, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too smart for Drumpf.

Ok yes this can happen. I had (undiagnosed) IBS for years as a teen,stemming from a really bad Campylobacter poisoning that was misdiagnosed as the flu. I then had months of bloody shits, but no doctor thought to test my poop and instead I went through barium enemas and colonoscopies, because they thought cancer or…

Neat. I’ll watch it on my genuine Sorny.

Neat. I’ll watch it on my genuine Sorny.