Charmander, always Charmander. Gotta burn them all!

I already eat McD’s every other day. If my local one looked like this I’d eat it every day.

They already raised the prices of my morning coffee combo, and the new coupons suck.

Old men, you know. A lot of napping. Napping, I say.

Hungry Jack’s is what Burger King is called in Australia because Australia reasons

It is a classic and it speaks to me as a former cine-slave.

LONG LIVE BCO

Thank god. Gawker ain’t shit.

That reminds me of the bees and M&Ms incident.

I....am going to buy this.

Haha I wasn’t there, but one of our regulars was found washing a fish she’d just bought in the washroom sink at the library. She also had a home, was always well dressed, basically normal. I don’t know why she had to wash her groceries RIGHT NOW.

I was expecting Deliverance too.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

Oh my god, these people are all loony tunes. Cherry man was the craziest, who the hell eats money??? Lawyer poking Guatemala was bad too, but I was expecting the pizza deliver(ance) to end worse though.

A sushi place did something like that to me and my friend; after almost an hour of waiting for our food to get delivered, calling the restaurant and they insisting we weren’t home, the delivery person called us directly and when I asked them to repeat our address, the idiot at the restaurant had taken our address as…

When I hear white people spicy I think of this.

What’s your opinion on Bath and Body Works? That place is a smell-pocalypse. I legit feel queasy when I walk past it.

Flavour. I love Jasmine, as long as it’s the real scent. Like you, I know a lot of people who can’t eat floral scented food, but I don’t have that problem!

Jasmine Green Tea gelato was the best thing I’d ever tasted, and then the damn place closed down.