We need a name for the people who think paying a tip on a free entree is a ~shitton extra~. Other than ”cheap dude who can’t do math”.

Shitton...

Maybe it’s Pistachio Mint Green Tea Avocado Pea Chocolate Chip.

Your friend is the actual devil, no?

ikr? devil himself evicts his worst tenants, makes me imagine the opposite of this.

BCO! Monday! Fun stories!

Atom Egoyan was always super nice when he came to my cineplex, but he always tried using a credit card that just would not go through, EVERY time. I never gave a shit, just tried running it through a few times, and then he’d give me a nearly identical card and it’d work. I finally asked for his autograph after like a…

PINNNNKHAM! Surprise BCO is the best BCO.

The picture of her at the valleynewslive page, I expected more meth-face.

1 and 2 are in black and white?! Nine! Ten! ADORABLE

This is what working at Apple in a big mall is like. We knew to wear something over the blueshirt when we went to eat or on break in the mall, otherwise ughhh random question time.

Ugh, I don’t want to deal with them again. Let’s just go.

I love retribution and revenge. I really do.

Oh cry moar, millionaire.

The only thing I have in my fridge besides old salad dressing is gin and cans of tonic. That’ll last me...not long. Shit.

UGH these parents. I’ve mentioned this before in BCO but my friend would tell these parents JOHN WALSH’S KID WAS KIDNAPPED IN A SEARS when they’d dump their offspring in our department at Sears.

There’s a lot of stuff on BCO/Kitchenette that makes it come up. :(((

Seriously. The scroll-down was vicious.

The farting lady was the worst at first, because bodily function/odor + food = vomit, but then margarita throwing dude-bro? OH. MY. GOD.