This guy needs to DIAF.

What happens if it sucks? Easy. JJ goes into hiding for the rest of his life.

She did have a second one, a mini chinese takeout box with caribbean blackcake in it, but the cake was so soaked in rum that’s all you could smell when you opened it. So people left those too....and I ate as much as I could.

My bff had the drop sized version of that dutch licorice in a pretty tulle bag as a wedding favor. Everyone left those deceptive bags of evil on the tables. She’s not even dutch.

I’ve actually had a couple request two tables so they could each sit alone, shout across the aisle to each other as they ate, and both use a coupon.

RIGHT?! Especially when you’re being watched or someone’s doing some secret shopping on your ass. Ugh.

I wish that prices included taxes here in Canada. Some people can’t math. There was a jerk chicken place in the food court in the Eaton Centre a long time ago, and they had prices with taxes included, but they had to change it.

Like jury duty, everyone should be called up a few times in their lives.

Other than me screaming at her, a large usher coming to my rescue, and a manager threatening to call security and then throwing her out, no.

Not that color.

Sometimes you just can’t take it anymore. I HAD a high tolerance for jackasses back in the day, I was just good at not caring and used to it I guess, but once at Cineplex some dude just behaved like such an asshole toward me, I just broke and went to the back and cried and kicked the fuck out of Coke syrup boxes. My…

Also, re peanut lady - sometimes you’ve done all you can to warn them and if they still insist, you let them die.

Ah, but sometimes assholes beget assholes, especially when they are rich and privileged and no one within a mile of their privileged rich selves have ever been on the receiving end of such behaviour.

INTERESTING.

The old immigrant/new immigrant thing OMG, how many ridings have first-gen immigrants running as Conservatives. I want to yell HARPER HATES YOU WHY ARE YOU HELPING THAT CHILDREN OF THE CORN ASSWIPE at them.

I just like excuses to drink, really.

Those people who complained will crap themselves if they visit Canada, we got rid of the penny.

Oh god I had so many milk burns from idiots who wanted HOT HOT HOT milk. Disgusting.