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Same. I’ve always been clean and neat when I eat out (combination of fear of getting the beats from my mom growing up and just being a compulsive cleaner-upper), and I know here in Ontario the server wage is almost 10 bucks an hour but it’s still lower than minimum wage so I tip at least 20% and make sure if I am with

Seriously, my friend’s son is allergic to everything but especially peanuts, I took him out a few weeks ago and he knows never to go into a Five Guys or anywhere with free-range peanuts. We walked by kids selling Reese’s Cups (which is stupid) and he held his breath, haha.

Is that a red panda? I’d like a red panda. To cuddle mind you, not to eat.

Chips and dip @ home or party = potato chips and some sort of creamy dip

UGHHH, racist old lady, federal age limit for who can be a manager lady, lobster lady, skeletor...actually every single person who has ever been an asshole to a server/cashier/customer service person. I’ve had to suffer a variation of all these jackasses. A woman who I could not cash out because we had closed who

Praise be, praise be.

Did the girl look like this.

Ok we did the first two but the third is freaking me out.

:(((

But there’s probably no pepperoni or mushrooms involved...

I used to make sandwiches with cinnamon-raisin bagels. It’s less than the sweetness of a McGriddle.

The only acceptable sweet condiment on pizza is this.

Stupid Quesadilla lady is one of those idiots who do not believe you or cannot comprehend something until you show them or prove whatever it is because their tiny brain is minimally connected to their fucking senses.

RIGHT? I remember people swearing up and down, “BUT I BOUGHT IT HERE” and I’m like no, this is Sears and the box says Zellers.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU wedding party people. I have some patience for stupid people, and ignorant people who are nice. Asshole stupid people? FLOAT OFF THE PLANET.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

BCO BCO BCO BCO BCO

Goddamn you Pinkham, give a girl some warning when you’re doing weekend BCOs.

This is ugly as hell.