This just looks like soap from Lush or wherever you can buy chunks of handmade soap by weight.

I love a good smartass story. A coworker at the movie theatre was always the closing usher, and he’d always have to tell a lot of the people leaving the late shows to use the main exit doors after the front glass box office doors were shut. Every night, people ignored the EXIT HERE signs, his “exit through the blue…

I’m so late for BCO this week, I forgot yesterday was Monday. THIS IS YOUR FAULT PINKHAM, YOU GAVE US WEEKEND BCO AND IT MESSED ME UP.

Ordinary BCO stories give me rage. Sanctimonious, religious, CHEAP asshole BCO stories? HULK RAGE, HULK SMASH.

I had a manager write that my resting face was not pleasant enough when I was not with customers. IT’S MY FACE. I quit after 4 months.

Good lord you were a much smarter 14 year old than I am a current 39 year old.

Fuck these people. Fuck them a lot.

I know, isn’t it the BEST THING EVER?

Oh I do love revenge stories, they make me happy rather than raise my blood pressure. Pizza guy especially, I love when the screwing over is specifically their own doing.

With the exception of the tortillas (because white flour tortillas taste like paper), I order this way ALL the time. Half steak, half chicken, everything on it, in a bowl. No one cares, people do this all the time. People who are comparing this to Fradulent Starbucks Dickwash Scammer are stupid.

Yup. As soon as the asswipe asked if they were the store owner I knew he was a LIARRRRR.

ARRRRRGH I CANNOT STAND IT. These people are legit the scum of the earth. I wish there were names and faces attached to these stories. I want them on the news, pointed out on the streets, and shamed until they behave like proper civilized adults.

UGH the douchebags at the mirror are advocating this “hack” too. Dieeee. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

Ok, I just mentioned this but I wonder if the douchebag just grabbed a handful of blank gift cards and registered them? So fuckface never even spent the couple thousand to begin with? ‘Cause this is the card Starbucks was pushing on Canadians not even that long ago. It was stuck on a larger paper card and piles of…

You know what, I just remembered that here in Canada at one point Starbucks was giving away unloaded gift cards attached to a thing that explained that you should just register it and you get a free drink on your birthday. I have one of those cards in my bag right now. I wonder if douchbag-mcscammy-fuckface just took…

What did I say about assholes and THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS? THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. Ugh I need to go lie down, I’m having rage blackouts.

The proof that my 45 year old mother and 69 year old father were having sex was born when I was 12. I fucking hate my old ass parents.

Why can’t people just tell the truth/take the consequences? I missed a flight check-in cutoff by like a minute, didn’t say shit because it was my fault, and went to re-book at the service desk. The poor lady at the desk was dealing with a bunch of people who had bought a flight to Kingston, Ontario when they wanted…

Wait, not only is he scamming 364 drinks a year, he’s also scamming extra on top? Yeah, fuck you a LOT, scamming asshole.