RHODEY.

Patrick STILL has a great body, almost 80 and he doesn’t work out. Genetics, man.

I don’t like the new New Beetle anyway, but my 06 NB is my pride and joy. It’s little diesel guts are robust. I plan on keeping it forever, alive or dead. If VW continued making the Beetle with the look and colors from the Turbonium era, I would just keep trading in for a new model until the end of time.

I’ve been aware and scared of this since I was a kid, the first time I noticed it, it was Bart’s face. Imma go cry now.

The Devil and Daniel Mouse. They’d show it in school when I was in kindergarten, fucking hell. And it wasn’t some weird Catholic school torture, my public school pals were subjected to the same torture. Disturbing as fuck.

They should have just gone with Mario and Yoshi

Yep. When my brother was about 18, he was driving me and a friend to the mall, and at an intersection with a yield sign he went barrelling through while my friend and I screamed “YIELD YOU IDIOT!” and he looks at us and says, “what does yield mean?”

The marinade is literally the exact same as what I brush on asian eggplants sliced in half, and then broil and top with green onion ribbons. Delish.

The second scene was just Bucky with the Good Hair. Such a pretty half bun.

This is the least attractive Paul Rudd has ever been. And he’s attractive in literally everything.

Blood oranges taste of insurgents and civil unrest. I prefer conflict free citrus.

Hmm. I was hoping for cam boy but sure, gogo dancer will do.

He’s extra impressed because he’s there too.

You totally develop a Scottish accent when you read it out loud.

As long as they get the original director/writer Jonathan Lynn involved. 

I had a ‘76 Monte Carlo in Maroon, given to me by my dad when he got a new Cutlass Supreme...in 1983. I was 7. I never got to drive it because he convinced me to let him sell it a few years later in exchange for giving me the Cutlass which I did get to drive for a bit during high school before my mother literally gave…

I had a ‘76 Monte Carlo in Maroon, given to me by my dad when he got a new Cutlass Supreme...in 1983. I was 7. I never got to drive it because he convinced me to let him sell it a few years later in exchange for giving me the Cutlass which I did get to drive for a bit during high school before my mother literally gave…

Add an additional 30 seconds in Atomic Blonde in the last scene where John Goodman deactivates his Nano Mask to reveal Sam Jackson and Charlize Theron deactivates her for Scarlett and boom, MCU Black Widow movie. 

I’m enjoying her clutching wee Wolverine in her arms like he’s an angry toddler.

I was hoping it was gonna be Dave. Dave the Mad Titan.