Why not celebrate the holiday with the Doctor?

Yes.

Now that’s just hurtful, it’s just his face! He can’t help looking like a chewed piece of Thrills gum come to life.

I always tip at least 15% if not more because I remember the hell that is foodservice. I have a couple of friends who are terrible tippers, they are great in pretty much every aspect except for this. We went to a nice place for dinner with their toddler and as we watched various diners with kids tossing bread and…

I used to live life as a person and recently I’m living black first, human second.

I’m very okay with it being happy happy fun fun because we all know it’s gonna be tears and vomit during Infinity Wars.

1 guy is the BEST GODDAMN MAN IN THE WORLD.

As always...

Mmmm with a bit more fuzz yasss.

lbr, Paul is beautiful in the velvet and anything else he wears. Colin looks like Al Waxman gone colorblind.

Chris Evans with Nomad’s deep v...and Seb Stan in spanky pants.

That’s...a lot of words. Oh yeah and porn.

Seriously. Eliza looks badass when she does fight scenes too goddammit.

There isn’t a day I don’t say FUCK YOU APPLE. Ever since Steve kicked the bucket, their products have gotten more and more frustratingly unusable. 

This Ass-gard they speak of in the ET video, is it a place where Thor must wear assless chaps? Because I am here for that.

Ah, an alternate universe where Mystique is trained in the Red Room. I approve of this addition to the MCU.

I’ve always said he was the evilest of all in the SW saga. Bitch knows everything about the damn Skywalkers and doesn’t say shit all to anyone. Remember him laughing at when Threepio was gonna be wiped? That’s an evil little shit. 

Knight Time! One of my favourite episodes. The Mad Hatter’s ~curiouser and curiouser~ and the cop going “does he look..bigger to you?” The best.

OMG the NYT has a writer who survived being frozen for 25 years?!