The Superior Stark

Lisa McVey is like a real-life Veronica Mars, except even smarter.

Oh cry moar, millionaire.

He does like his costumes.

Two of my favourite Simpsons quotes of all time are from this episode. “Teacher, mother, secret lover” and “I wish I wish I hadn’t killed that fish”. I use them in daily speech waaaay too often.

I should just stop hoping that CJA’s recap won’t be hijacked week after week.

These are better than their usual depressing looking carrots.

The only thing I have in my fridge besides old salad dressing is gin and cans of tonic. That’ll last me...not long. Shit.

She’s proof the glasses disguise works.

I think Kylo Ren and Rey are siblings, he’s older and was trained by Luke until he got to obsessed with Grandpa Anakin and it all went sideways.

UGH these parents. I’ve mentioned this before in BCO but my friend would tell these parents JOHN WALSH’S KID WAS KIDNAPPED IN A SEARS when they’d dump their offspring in our department at Sears.

There’s a lot of stuff on BCO/Kitchenette that makes it come up. :(((

Seriously. The scroll-down was vicious.

The farting lady was the worst at first, because bodily function/odor + food = vomit, but then margarita throwing dude-bro? OH. MY. GOD.

Aww I love Ted Knight.

It is perfect. And Crispin, Michael and Lea are so pretty in it.

This guy needs to DIAF.

What happens if it sucks? Easy. JJ goes into hiding for the rest of his life.

She did have a second one, a mini chinese takeout box with caribbean blackcake in it, but the cake was so soaked in rum that’s all you could smell when you opened it. So people left those too....and I ate as much as I could.