Hi Ben! I'm glad to see you're so cute under that helmet :)

I just spent all my money on VIP tickets.

FETUS. As in, you were one when they were popular. I trained my baby brother (just a year older than you) to say their names when I pointed at a picture, feel lucky you missed that.

I was expecting this.

+1

Ugh, I don't do anything until I see lights go on. I need new tires, the trunk and backseat need to be devoid of my books/clothes/shopping bags/cases of ginger ale, and the seats and surfaces need to be wiped down. The mats need to be washed and there's half a dozen scratches and nicks that need touch ups, but I'll…

They're so young and pretty!

Eleven is finally cute.

The Shat is great.

Nope. Once a year MAX is enough. It was what, four times?

If she shows up in an orange parka...

Oh I remember the first time I watched Cause and Effect, I did the same thing!

Anna to the Infinite Power, anyone?

I only recently learned that Terry Crews was a football player. So take Chris' dad off this damn list.

Dude, logs? If those corks were logs, that would be one giant pinecone.

When I'm watching this show, I'll always get caught up in the moment and think OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. It's after that all the plot holes and Abrams-ness start messing with my head.

There is one! http://laughingsquid.com/vaders-little-princess-a-star-wars-themed-childrens-book-sequel/

Chuck is fabulous.

Pretty much what I was thinking.

Now I wish I had sushi right now. Mmmm, spicy salmon roll.