Reading. Is. Hard.

I used a twist tie on a button in grade 11 and it's still on the shirt, no rust, no nothing. Sure, I haven't worn the shirt in about 20 years but whatever.

I plan on stuffing my cat when he kicks the bucket. He'll be adorable forever, on the bookshelf.

"M.O. consistent with higher alien intelligence, hair of an idiot."

Except the blonde was confirmed as Carol Marcus, Kirk's future/past baby momma.

LOL

My love for Data will never die.

ICON computers and playing The Bartlett Saga. Canadian peeps, do you remember this?

Yay Batman Beyond is in there.

This was so good.

OMG what is this.

This does, to me. http://vancityfilming.com/articles/fringe-an-old-friend-returns/

He's the big bad for now.

I figured out how to do this when I was 11 and a girl guide. Seriously, learn to bake.

Cute!

Lebowski's hanging out with Prince Caspian, I like it.

I'm kinda attached to the way I can use my contacts and stuff. I think I'll stick with not updating my phone.

I work in a school. I hate all children now. 50% because the kids are actually little savage assholes, and 50% is because their parents suck and don't know how to discipline their kids and now the kids are shitty.

You poor child.

Where do I sign up!?