I thought finkle was einhorn

Congratulations, Mr. Mark Longoria, on COTD! I would ike to gift you with a Bentley which this lovely lady will deliver soon. It was not foolishly purchased off a used car lot.

“I have the greatest heart, the biggest heart. I took it out of a Mexican greens keeper and it’s still beating on my desk over there.”

What did Orlove pick ?

Yup. Neither will commenting or re-Tweeting or even punching a Nazi, no matter how much fun that may be. To paraphrase a great American, vote... it ain’t illegal... yet.

Do you really have to ask?

Emoluents, but, yeah. (<<<—-totally that guy in this situation).

I’ll just leave this here.

Well that is pretty fucking racist. Good job!

I will believe GenXers are finally coming into power when I can wear a flannel and Doc Martins to work.

“You don’t like CHIPOTLE?!!! Hold me back, Jaden! I’m at this bitch!!”

Spirit of the people is incredible.Thanks!

GapingAsshole would also checkout…

Don’t forget coherent sentences!

Basic grammar, even vaguely human skin tone.

real hair though? thats the difference maker.

Done ;)