As a former VW owner:

The day this news started breaking I texted my husband and bff with that AD quote. So much love.

I hate this man with every fiber of my being yet I find myself by reflex yelling at the screen “OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GIVING IT AWAY”

Even in a minimum security prison, I fear for Jared Kushner’s safety.

This is good Kinja.

The world is just one big sick joke. Laughter is the only response. I’m Sam Neill at the end of In the Mouth of Madness at this point. I’m not even angry, I just want to join George Carlin on a deck chair and enjoy my front row seat to the freakshow.

I am hoping that during his Muslim speech that Stephen Miller (jesus I can’t believe that was a sentence I just wrote) wrote, he goes down the road of telling them that he is the most persecuted man in history. That should play well.

Live look at Mike Pence in front of a mirror

So, true story:
Back when I was working for an insurance company out of a Ford body shop, during the Cash for Clunkers days, a late-80's F150 with the I6 and four speed manual got traded in as a clunker.
The practice to render clunkers inoperable was to drain the fluids, dump sand in the engine, and then run it until it…

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Every time I see Giuliani I just see Leonard from Community.

This seems cool, but shouldn’t Mitsubishi focus on a production car that consumers might actually want?

At long last my SUV search is over. Someone finally solved my first world problem. I need space for my 2 Championship quality dogs and room for my falconry gear and birds.

This was the closest I ever got to a falcon :(

Ritchie Tenenbaum received the keys to his Bentley Bentayga four days after his twenty-third birthday. Though Ritchie had released his bird, Mordecai, the winter following his brother’s birth, he made certain that it would be able to carry his friend should he ever return. On alternate Thursdays, he would drive his…

I actually googled “Bentayga Falconry” just to make sure PG wasn’t on some stuff that Torch had left at his house. I’m shocked that it’s real, and I’m happy. Very happy, in fact. Why, you ask?

What do you do with your Falcon, you ask? Put it in a tree.

Somebody please photoshop Captain Falcon, with a falcon, driving a Bentley Bentayga Falconry, while at the same time, Falcon-Punching Falco Lombardi, who is driving a Ford Falcon.

Whatever. I’ll just wait until Subaru releases the Forrester with accouterments for Lesbian Seagulls.

Isn’t this Kristen territory?