parsniplegs
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parsniplegs

Mongo love Jake?!

Purls of wisdom.

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this

I bet it got glowing reviews.

That cake is positively radiant.

I guess Lebron isn’t breathing in enough sub-2.5 micron particles during the rest of the day?

You understand the criteria of this pissing contest, unlike the happy families above ^^^^.

After my abusive, mentally ill ex-husband left, I decided that I needed to figure out who I was. Obviously the only reasonable way to do that was to join OKC. I was COMPLETELY uninterested in actually dating people, I just wanted to see what was out there and what I would talk about other than being a mom and taking

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

This is WAY too much analysis of someone this vapid who happens to be the result of a hate-fuck between 2 hateful fucks. Hide, little fawn. Be ashamed. It’s evil that spawns pointless, not love. Juvederm makes you look like a mooncake.”

Human trafficking? Abuse of power by a male employer? Well I’m just moister than an oyster!

I hear there’s a vacancy at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Maybe Lori can hole up there for a few years?

As a blonde white woman who was born with far more advantages than everyone else on Earth she should be punished to a higher degree.

“This year, because I am freaking out so much, I just want massages, I want to do like a tea ceremony with crystals and we’re going to eat someone’s face on the side of a highway — we’re not pregnant.”

I sometimes wonder if Joseph Heller is somehow behind all this. 

My brother-in-law didn’t “need” anger management either. To prove it, he punched the facilitator. He was only there in the first place because he threw a chair through the screen of his local pub’s tv after his team lost. The AM classes were court-ordered.

Yes, I’ve taken acid before. Wait...was that the question? 

Feels a lot like what cash is made of. You want the leather patch you’ve got to spend more than I’m gonna on a pair of jeans.

I find a lot of people get very shitty and judgmental of people calling out mothers on their own abuse of their children, even. Motherhood occupies a very weird place in our culture.

This is such a Debbie Downer post to throw out there, but here goes. My half-brother molested me. The relative who molested him also molested my dad. My dad and I are close, and we do 5Ks together, or partner up to do relay marathons. I am in my 40s, and my son and I visit my folks for a sleepover every now and then,