I used to think that, every time (repeatly, in every episode of KUWTK) they were all sitting at home eating salads and drinking iced tea out of single-use plastic containers. 

Nothing. He’s delightful; intelligent and quite serious (I worked with him and have not one negative thing to say). Also extraordinarily talented.

It works the other way, too. I remember kids coming back to their (London) school, in September, taking in American accents and referring to their ‘moms’, because they’d spent the holidays watching the Disney channel and Nickelodeon.

What a hill to die on: No! I will continue to stink out the office and, to demonstrate my commitment to this issue, I WILL EAT MY FISH NEXT TO A TOILET! HA! WHO’S REALLY WINNING HERE?!

When I read her quote about ‘not having dined in Washington...’, my immediate thought was, yeah, I can absolutely believe that. I can’t imagine she’s dined anywhere for quite some time. She’s worryingly thin, even for a model.

Oh dear. Scrolling down, I saw picture #7 and thought, ‘..... not Zedd; Scott Disi- hang on, Liam Hemsworth...?’

..... Angel baby is one month old today.... well, she certainly looks delighted about it.

Transport for London introduced Baby on Board badges a few years ago (nicely designed, actually; in London Underground colours and font). I thought at the time it was just a cute idea. Then I got pregnant and spent 7 weeks of my first trimester feeling faint, which was when I realised that they actually work. I…

Homestar Runner reference! Well, that’s made my day.

So, she knows that Assange has ‘done nothing wrong’ because.... he told her he’d done nothing wrong? OK.

NHS providers in the UK will, if they lack the resources to offer the specialist provision needed, refer to private providers, all of whom are vetted and monitored by the Care Quality Commission. Eg, Norfolk & Norwich hospital does not have the facilities to provide ivf but will refer patients to receive NHS funded…

The name niggles me. Is it pronounced BEWtique or BOtique?