You just made Liza cry. Now she needs a drink, at that’s making her cry, too.

Olivia Jade [ instgram photo of her pen in mouth looking confused at a form]

Outside of the actual sue amount, I think a lot of people are looking at this from the wrong angle.

In an already brimming primary race, do you really want to vote for a guy so out of touch with the news that he’ll blithely flap along to just anything?

Well why the hell was the song being sung in a church?!  Now people will think there's a connection between organized religion and sexual abuse!!

This whole thing has made me think less of anyone who isn’t LVP. If she did set it up, it’s kinda understandable. Dorit is horrible, and has always been horrible, and she has as much business having pets as Donald Trump. Some people shouldn’t even have a cactus.

“Mr. Hoppy will continue to be controlled by his emotions,”

...the lawsuit claims those allegations were “conclusively refuted by two separate responding police officers...

If it helps the concept, in Ireland we count spring from February 1st, called Imbolc or Brigid’s Day. It’s about halfway between the solstices and the snowdrops and crocuses start to bloom around then. And our weather pretty much operates on a system like “Roll a dice, 1, 2, or 3, it’s rain, of increasing intensity;…

Man, this is the kind of vapid, half-baked sensationalist bullshit i’d expect out of a pop-star not a...

Next time I need to write a comment for this blog, I will be sure to contact you first to get your approval about style and content. Thanks for being so generous with your time and expertise and based on what my sister said about Grace Coddington you and she would get along well. :)

I would happily attend any puppy showers (and avoid baby showers) for the rest of my life!

But she still could have done better at doing worse. I offer the following second draft of the quoted passage:

OMG spon-con divorces: “My divorce broke my family apart and shattered my self-confidence as I am now a husk of my former self, but I cannot recommend the Marriott Hotel in Honolulu enough! What a beautiful pool it has! You can hardly tell that I have been crying in this pool water for the last 3 days straight!”

Pratt is also currently on the “Daniel Fast,”

Those eyebrows! Those lips!
Morph their faces together,
Behold my Aunt Marge.

Does she even need a plan?

and those other 3% are engineers, medical doctors, dentists, and other unqualified morons who don’t know what science is

Yeah, well, only 97% of scientists agree that water is wet.