I feel like with the advances in LED and other technology, this is eminently doable. They have active shutters for aero, they could make active or rotating LED headlights. 

When you sneak a look through a window, it’s “peeking.” “Peaking” is what is happening when you’re tripping the hardest.

(Hmmmmm, lots of VeeDub ads making the grade....)  Thanks to the editing where the action is timed to the music, this 2000 Jetta ad is a complete masterpiece:

As a former bike tech, this a-bit-too-precious radwood bike stuff makes my eye twitch, but if it means one more bike kept in use it’s a win. Slap a generic replacement on it and Go Ride The Damn Thing. :)

Wow. This brings back memories. I had a few of those. I had the Seville pictured, and one of my favorite toy cars, a green station wagon. I took and played with it everywhere. Unsure of the year. Unfortunately something happened and it disappeared, but don’t remember how (childhood memories are sporadic for reasons).…

That white Toronado was the rare “XS” model. The electric retractable T-tops never made it to production. But they were shown in the brochure. Regular moonroof and wrap around rear window made it though.

that seville bustleback!!!!!!

To show my age, I used to get them at Bradley’s as a kid. I had that green Jag and the big Mercedes. They had a cool but in police and school bus colors. I’ve always had thing for buses.

Ah yes...the exponential and natural-logarithm cars.  I kinda liked those in the late 80s.

SNL Meat Wagon!

Copying the Europeans for naming didn’t work, maybe copying the South Koreans will work better. Lyriq sounds like a good name for a sibling for the Ioniq.

I find the fake sunroof sad. The fake diff is funny in a good trolling sort of way.

If Steve Jobs were alive today, this quality of this presentation would kill him.

THE absolute best PS of all time. On behalf of all recovering 10-year-olds reading car mags in ‘83, thank you. 

I totally let my friends drive my cars. Sometimes, I even let them borrow my cars for extended periods of time. (If I’m going to be on the road for 1-2 weeks, why not let one of your friends drive it?) Like, my buddy K***** - one of the coolest dudes I know. He’s responsible, has a great sense of humor, and everyone…

Am I supposed to drive it into the sun as the concert ends?

Counterpoint: I have a soft spot for the 70s’ insane audacity of size, the last era that dinosaurs roamed the earth! 

Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…