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Dr. Richard Sherman: [prescribes adderall]

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.

not so fast judging this guy..John Kerry stands to make a fortune with a Heinz vegetable at his side.

Meanwhile Fluker told T'eo what the inside of a Vagina felt like.

I'm just curious to find out whether the Gammons Daily search engine is a two-stroke or a four-stroke.

Police promptly arrested Scheppers' eye.

Cristiano Ronaldo sees Zlatan's sports bra and raises this

Brandi Chastain wore it better.

Peter Gammons' butt is getting really good at using Twitter.

Unfortunately, this was the save-the-date card.

To all You assholes complaining,

The last time a foul tip led to Queen's breakup, it was Freddie Mercury's.

After last night though, Tim Hudson probably prefers the IHOP.

They're so adorable after they hatch.

"I have." - Kermit Gosnell

Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

They shouldn't have much trouble replacing the brick. Any wide receiver who goes over the middle against Florida usually leaves a few behind.

They're actually just replacing it with a brick that says "First Degree All-American."

in the words of Phil Anselmo "Smoke fucking dope"