David Aardsma is just one big publicity stunt after another.

I'm pretty sure an exposed pepe merits a yellow card.

At least Scott Caan and Peter Skarsgaard were there to console him.

This song's pretty good and dunlop tires.

That bear does a great James Gandolfini impersonation.

It's not all that rare for a first-timer to accidentally blow his lead like that. Just sucks it happened in public.

Then why the fuck does Kidd have an agent?

I had heard of them but wasn't really into them until a couple years ago. I was getting my car serviced at the local mechanic and while they were grifting me I walked to the really profitable CD store down the street and got this album and a few other discs for like ten bucks. J Mascis is pretty fucking rad.

It still sounds better than Alfredo the Twenty-ninth

If you're going to solo, you may as well solo on top of a mountain.

Nomar Garciaparra chuckled heartily upon receiving the text from his best friend in the world.

Dictated, but can't read

I'm so fucking glad someone else noticed that mustache guy. His "weeeeeeeew" is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

The way I see it, I go to Bojangles for a chicken biscuit or possibly some Bo'berries if I'm feeling super horny. If I want some fo' real fried chicken pieces, I head up the street to the legendary Price's Chicken Coop here in Charlotte.

Apparently you've never had Bojangles.

It's really going to undermine his point if Putin continues to suck so hard.

"So our traditional Pro Bowl, that represents the best players of the year, has been officially tainted"

The only Peregrin I want to see spreading parts of its body is of the Tookish variety.

I like my beer cold and my MBE's brutal.

I disagree...this joke sucks.