Don't feel bad, not everyone can handle the Marlon Brando Experience.

Those testicles are pissed about having to hang with Mr. Cooper

They weren't secretive about that at all, I mean I saw everything.

That's going to make his locker room gang-rape super awkward.

John Morosi...tweets...read in a dramatic voice. This is....BRILLIANT!

I mean this could really happen to anyoHEYLOOKOVERTHERE!

This is even worse than the 1998 feud between Dom Capers and Professor Football & The Queen City Sports Yakkers

As Cooper lay in bed next to his wife, still wearing his massive chest protector, he couldn't help but wonder if umpires still even made a difference, if the league didn't belong to the bad guys.

That's a bit much.

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It's still safer than celebrating like his half-brother, DJ, and going on a zany road trip.

This has got to make the 'Top 100 Jonathan Villar Plays of All Time' list.

I thought the equation was Crystal Pepsi + X = Jail

Let me give you a taste of the future.

I could never say that to Charlie Villanueva's face and still be able to finish my meal.

They may be down on their luck and forced to spend their free time teaching each other inane tasks, but I still believe in the long term future of ambient house music duo DJ Fluker and the Magnificent Te'os.

I'm just glad 78 year-old commenter/ outlier Bring Back Anthony Mason decided to stay up late and ask this question.

That being said...FOOTBALL!

That's a good'un. I support the idea of ending with Makes Sense to Me. Who knew you would get to witness the beginning, middle, and end of Simon Horrocks' timbales career?

Apparently it's from 1989 CE. Glad I got to see them with Mikey when I was in 8th grade right before he died. Thanks for the ride, Mom!