It's also doubtful that Corey Feldman will see any Haim action this preseason.

Normal Morning for Pardon_My_Jorts DUAN

Miller has always been one to roll with the punches.

Pictured, on Hernandez' right forearm: List of people to remember to murder.

Colon finally had to come to terms with his weight problem when he found himself unable to finish a full game without tucking in.

An MRI confirmed doctors' darkest fears about the location of the missing shuttlecock.

The trio of ballplayers were forced to sate their appetites for unappealing mush once they were informed Andy Reid couldn't make it to the shoot as planned.

I blame myself.

Way to go. Maybe another year and half of commenting will get me out.

I'm kinda of the opinion that Low End Theory is a better and more significant album in its entirety, but when it comes to putting on specific tracks that I can breakdance / play street basketball with chain link nets to, I go with MM.

Awesome choice of tunes. However, the return of the Hornets has brought me back to the mid-90's, and this jam has a most righteous Muggsy Bogues shout-out. So, I'm gonna go in this direction.

Vee hahd nutting to do vit dis.

The Chapel Thrill is gone.

Way to give El Salvador the rod, man!

That place makes the best bree.

I don't know if I'd call them "scions of privilege". The interior is nothing special and they don't even get that good of gas mileage.

He reacts the same way if you get too close to his eggs. Trust me.

Looks like Blue Shirt was just paying fromage to Thierry Henry

The author clearly meant to say "Sports Scrod-basting"

Flattest face of 2013