Types of bags featured in totally rad music video : fun, air, wind, scheisse.

Always the good sport, Nate rarely objects to signing "David Robinson" on babies, per the parents' requests.

Just because Larry Scott's waterbed is filled with surplus doesn't mean he can't be taken seriously.

It's highly beneficial to let your nuggets get some air time in the summer.

What remained of the camera was thrown in the trash after it refused to hook up with Tirico.

Celebrating like a true Pirate, her booty was decimated by the end of the evening.

Not because of some curse, but because Dolan does things like consider trading Iman Shumpert in a fit of pique.

You people simply don't understand the anxiety and self-loathing this guy has to deal with every day.

The school is reportedly considering changing the name of The Lasch Center for Football and Totally Public Buttsex.

What does it say about our button-up society when you get kicked out of The Manning Passing Academy for Boys because you crashed one little fan boat into the mayor's house?

In the Baltimore clubhouse it's actually referred to as a 'Moist Ripken'

I live in North Carolina. I'm not funny.

The "Marshville, NC...Home of Randy Travis" sign on the way to the beach conjured some serious awe in me as a kid.

Just came in from a family pickup soccer game in the back yard. Nutmegged my great aunt for the winning goal and it made me think of this fine ballad. Almost makes me forget this oppressive Lancaster County, PA heat.

The mother will be in attendance at the next Glen Davis Ex-girlfriend Survivors meeting.

Clearly Russo was tossing a pizza in the parking lot when an errant pass in Francesa's game of catch with Bill Parcells threatened to derail the new recipe.

How many, if any, times has your face been punched in your lifetime?

Um, did you assume my beans were heated by non-candlelight-vigil flames?

That's fucking pathetic.

Plus everyone knows he never got out of the minors.