pardon_my_jorts
pardon_my_jorts
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I think it's a decent drawing, but I don't like the title. Kawel Mawx Was Wight is just weird.

Looks like "With aplomb, eat some pop.." and he got cut off before he could catch his breath to add "CORNNNNN!" and cough blood.

Can't really blame the White Sox fan. I mean, the field was barely visible that day.

I haven't seen a run that adept since I lost to my tightie whities in scrabble last year.

Not pictured: Any people of normal height.

Nothing says 'partay' like 24-pt Calibri.

They're much dryer than American births.

I'm glad you brought this up, as I was considering duaning on the subject myself. I assume you're asking why lacrosse gets skewered as being terrible by everyone everywhere? Because of the culture, not the sport itself. It's all about gear and flow and what cool things you can buy to be more rad. Lacrosse didn't used

Unlike every single other person in my family, I didn't get in to Carolina. But my liberal arts education is really coming in handy on my turnip farm.

Big fan of Staaaaaayyyyyyte?

It's actually spelled 'O-N-E'. But that is fucking awesome.

I just went with what my father told me on his deathbed.

Now playing

Coming down off shrooms? Deaf? This is the version of 'Sleepyhouse' for you.

While I disagree with BurmeseBeefDrape, Esq.'s comment, I'll defend to the death his right to be ripped on for it.

Not pictured: any way out of this.

Thanks for not showing the 'after' pictures of the ash pile left as a result of the lad not finishing the puzzle before the timer went off.

In accordance with Trenton tradition, Chase will be posthumously dressed in a windbreaker and interred on some hot pavement.

Literally every second from :49 to 1:17 of that last one lets you know he took the early 80's pretty seriously. I like this jam.

It is now being reported that Stevens' mother has already picked out the perfect little outfit for him to wear for his first day on the job.