Gregg Easterbrook hates everything this guy stands for.

EMT 1: Doesn't appear to be any sign of foul play here.

pardon_my_jorts is so upset that he can't get my sweet Dr. John post out of the gray that we are now referring to themselves in the fifth person.

Jack of all neards, master of none.

I guess sometimes it pays to save your money. You know, be a real skinflute.

Why would any pro athlete pay $65 for a fruit basket? You get them in the locker room for free.

It actually appears that Ray Jackson has been subsisting on rings (and some fries every now and then just to switch things up) for quite some time now.

The Sabres were left with no choice but to let Lindy go after he refused repeated requests from upper management to put some grease in his garter.

It was devastating for him to find out the 49ers don't like their Coffee black.

I'll take "Stories Chris Mannix tells to impress 16 year old girls" for 800, Alex.

While his neon police officer disguise did afford him the chance to get a bird's eye view of the interview, Hernandez was not able to get within earshot and thus considered "Operation Neighbor Spy On" a total failure.

Aaron Hernandez pulled a total "Mead" this week.

I dunno, you can't take a piss in that town without having to pay to keep Goldbug's goons off your back.

LeBron and MJ each order roast beef aus jus. Who gets more dunks?

This is what happens when you let babies watch Rush Hour 2

Aaron's brothers, Lyle and Erik, insisted they didn't see nothin'.

That car could just as easily have been signed by Kiki Vandeweghe and Prince.

Jones added that he would viciously beat as many hoes as it takes to clear his name.

Well that's just great!

Jesus, those shuttle drills the Spurs do in practice are worthless.