Boris Diaw had to play the entire fourth quarter with a ripped sports thong, but nobody's making a big deal out of that.

I prefer a Dickey with suspended balls.

Don't Tell Mom Our Team's Credibility is Dead

Rodriguez Cassidy and the Tuscon Turds

No biggie, it just messes up the pleats when they get stepped on.

Boobstone

Everyone thought is was weird that the name was spelled E-R-G but pronounced "Lola"

They say this song was inspired by the deadspin commentariat.

The fact that Rhodes thinks heterosexual men would be attracted to Kim Kardashian says it all.

Forgot the Finals are 2-3-2. That's stupid.

Yeah I definitely was thinking about Baromir when I posted. BUT, I believe we can all agree that the quest took a toll on everyone involved, even poor Faromir. The bottom line is that the Jagr triplets have had some pretty wacky adventures jonesin' for that ring.

This quest for a ring clearly hasn't taken the same toll on him as it did on his brother, Faromir.

The fan was mainly upset that Joseph Gordon-Levitt didn't catch him when he fell, as expected.

To be fair, the Chipotle burrito does tend to cost a bit more once cratered-butthole repair fees are factored in.

I'm glad we can all agree that my comments are incredibly valuable.

Real mature, Erg.

This confirms my long-harbored suspicion that I was the recipient of Erg's pity-recommend's.

These guys played at my frah a couple times durante la universidad. I don't know if they are still together, but they were pretty dece.

He's clearly learned nothing from all this. I mean, trying to slip a bag of crack under your handcuff at your own bond hearing?!

See now that's a devastating crack you guys, so just lay off.