No, that's cool. During may indicate a serious alcohol problem, however.

I was approached at lunch today by a reporter from the local news paper doing a story about the restaurant, and he needed a quote. I gave some nondescript bullshit answer about how rad the mozzarella sandwich was, and then it was over. I was left stricken by the searing realization that I will likely never get quoted…

Man, I sure hope los Spurs give el Heat a good game tonight.

No fat chicks.

He's a shoo-in, like the RSTLNE combination you get in the final round of "Wheel of Fortune.

I'm not looking forward to the upcoming Cal Bowdler update.

Judging by his shirt, he's glad the Pacers bagged this game.

They're no Wilson Phillips.

Is it bandwagoning if I take my Chrysler LeB ron into work tomorrow? I mean it's nice outside, and I've worked damn hard to be able to afford a luxury convertible

That post is so 4 minutes ago

Mankind, Dude Love, or Cactus Jack?

Not to be confused with the word Touane, which of course we know means ''a sweaty French taint''.

Headline from 2016 Deadspin Post:

/ Sews game-worn Tom Gugliotta sneaker to suit jacket, nails interview.

All of this news has forced me question to my long-held belief that Rutgers, and really the state New Jersey as a whole, are the best places ever.

What the fuck is a Pacer?

Look, would I have done things differently? Yes; but I’m Maverick.

Amazing footage.

Just the encouragement I needed to legally change my name to Rings Cymarron.

I would like Chris Anderson 1000% more if his nickname was "Manbird"