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You do your best to make sure shit doesn't get out on the Internet, and this is what happens.

Musburger might have gone too far when he customized his Katherine Webb blow-up doll to look like Jimmy the Greek.

That's just not gonna cut it after years of seeing forced stripteases on Tatooine.

Note to self: remember to tell Steph Curry I want to bang his mom the next time I see him play

farvesCrocks got really into this

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I concur, kickballhero

This article really exemplifies why Jonathan Thumbchode is the top hand model in the business.

The nurse pickings were much slimmer for victims of the Beaufort, SC mayonnaise disaster. There were only two nurses on call and they weren't even that hot.

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The terrorists can never take away my faith in listening to this song on ecstasy

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But if both of them are in the picture, WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?!

Wait, wait. So now it's not cool to have an Abraxas-inspired wardrobe?

Yeah, well what that video doesn't show is the heartbreak and decimation of a spurned Kenny Loggins. 17 months of training for the April 20th "Sweet Caroline" down the drain.

She's really devoted to holding that "I" no matter what

My favorite song from one of my favorite albums

When did they become the Mississippi State Penis Pumps?

Kansas had to learn the hard way that when you hammer the ball, you get sacked in the end. Sacked I say.