Finally Jeff Withey is reaping the benefits of being bitten by that radioactive basketball-holding local credit union employee.

Judging from the end of the video, it appears a player's arm detached while trying to manually turn it up

I really have to agree with the announcer on this one

This of course pales in comparison with the Honduran Jordan, also known as Carlos Mencia.

What do you all think is the highest a fart has ever crept up someone's back? I like to think that at some point in history a super obese guy was propped up against a wall just right and got a 6 second jet of air through his hair.

This definitely makes my top 10 favorite Grierson and Leitch graphics.

I actually like this new Pelicans logo.

And they always told Tim never to whittle without a spotter...

As Gary's cocaine addiction spun out of control, the highs and lows seemed to come faster and faster

How many 'ludes do you think it takes Alec Baldwin to get through a Capital One commercial shoot?

Pictured: A lack of the tweed thumbnail beret Craig Sager specifically asked for before the game.

I'm surprised "Jimmy Clausen" didn't make the tourney.

Most mackinest

You know you have a quality event when you attract the likes of unpopular third Van Gundy brother, Sid.

I'm not sure if I'm subconsciously angsty but I haven't been able to keep Pavement off the pod lately.

I thought this was going to be about Scandanavian powerlifter Rams Pünter. Imagine my disappointment. Fucking Johnny Hekker.

Arvydas Sabonis is my UPS guy, but he doesn't get any fancy articles written about him.

Notre Dame has apparently decided to take a new approach to induce vomiting.

Pictured: No fear or loathing whatsoever.

I'll be there. By tri-state area you mean NC, SC, and TN, right?