To be fair, Shooter McGavin was actually getting his picture taken with Hennum.

News from out of the UK today as the Oxford English Dictionary has announced the terms "tipster" and "class act" to be official antonyms.

My great-grandparents told me about sex when I was 15. It was pretty informative, but it was just weird with everyone in the commune watching.

Would you rather win an NBA championship or win a totes legit mid-90's battle of the bands competition?

Pinnacle : When I was in middle school, me and some buddies were in Palm Beach for spring break and saw the guy who plays Kenny in Half Baked go riding by on his bike. We all screamed out his name when we saw him come riding towards us and he gave us a good-natured nod of the head. We had just found out that weed…

Good shit

Well if you've got it covered, I guess I can come back inside now.

Thinks to self, "Not this Kukoc. Not today"

It's actually spelled "Minkus". Here's some of his other work.

The NBA, mainly because I'm from Charlotte and the Hornets were pretty much my entire childhood. I just bitterly tell myself that the NBA is way lamer than it was in the mid-90's, which may very well be true. But losing a team you really care about and having it replaced with something new and terrible like the…

It's still better than the "Racism is just the darkies whining" sign in the governor's mansion bathroom.

Dwayne knows that stepping on a ball always results in a deflated Sac.

The lamest kind.

Total buttercup

Swift also refused to leave after being kicked out of his own one-man Spin Doctors cover band. Attempts at reconciliation have been fruitless.

/ Throws bindle into fire, picks up dulcimer.

Are there any legendary harmonica players? I feel like I could corner the market on this if I quit my job and move to Memphis with nothing but a bindle full of Hohners.

Yeah, don't write about how I can make $7,568 a month by saving the hair in my shower drain and investing it in pumpkin futures like your uncle did.

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Also, no one wants to sleep in the same bed as Todd Fuller

I'm not a huge Nine Inch Nails fan, but this is the coolest thing I've seen done for a live concert. Other than the time James Taylor spread his buttcheeks on stage at the Charlotte Coliseum.