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Track and field is pretty fucking sweet. I forgot about that.

Dude I simply cannot get into this team. The Hornets comprised like 95% of my childhood and then they were just gone. I hate the fucking Bobcats.

I would be interested to see who is interested in the Olympics and what age they are. I'm 25 and feel like it means a lot less to people my age that weren't really cognizant beings during the miracle on ice or dream team. Or does it have more to do with having a really amazing star athlete or team to root for? The

I am from Charlotte. I am ashamed.

Hockey it is then.

For a casual observer like myself, I think soccer is the sport that is most enhanced by a massive HDTV. Clearly big-screens make anything better, but are there any other semi-niche sports that are just kickass to watch on a big 'ol boob tube?

I wonder when we'll start seeing novelty Haslem beards at Heat games.

Odd to see Perez abandon the Indian transition of shedding a single celebratory tear.

I had no idea there was such an extensive trophy presentation for eastern conference championships.

That watch would look awesome on my boner.

Plus Space Jam

Nope

I can't remember seeing anyone play as good a game in the playoffs as Rondo tonight.

Apparently ESPN fans crave just the sort of excitement that only Prometheus can offer.

Fart failure always strikes those we least expect.

Have ya'll ever had an incredibly awkward sports-viewing experience? Today I watched the Preakness with my buddy who always watches the Triple Crown races with his brother. This year, however, his brother was busy undergoing cancer-related surgery. Horse racing does not appeal to me whatsoever, but I had to act like

Durant appears to be sporting the rarely-seen Jawa towel styling. Sending a message.

I thought Jim Rome and 311 were alike because they both were cool on 90's radio but suck now

Are you kidding me? The public craves Tim Duncan's signature mid-range bank shots.

The regular season games are obviously meaningful, they just aren't as interesting as they were back when the NBA was awesome.